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Excitement From A Quote About Charity

July 12 @ 12:00 am - July 14 @ 11:59 pm

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.



Start: July 12 @ 12:00 am
End: July 14 @ 11:59 pm
Cost: $20
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Winchester Mystery House
San Jose, 95128 United States + Google Map


Marilyn Monroe